Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for October 07, 2022

No surprise there

So don’t bother hiring one, you’re going to lose anyhow!!!

Beats the joke about 5000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe

They get them all.

So there really IS a special place in hell for lawyers!

Ambulance chaser’s destiny…

My neighbor is a lawyer. I’m SURE this is where he is going, lol. His only redeeming grace is that he has a cat.

We engineers like this joke.

An engineer wakes up in hell. He doesn’t understand, he has led a good life. He files an appeal with the devil. The devil says, well it looks like a paperwork error. But it is going to take a few hundred years to fix it. So the engineer decides if he is stuck there he will do what he can to improve the place.

Sometime later, the Almighty checks in on hell. “How are things going down there?” The devil says “it is great, we have new plumbing, a golf course, and soon we’ll have air conditioning.” How is this possible, asks the Almighty. The devil says “it is all thanks to that engineer you sent down.” “An engineer, that’s a mistake, send him back” “Nothing doing,” says the devil. The Almighty says “I’ll sue.” The devil just laughs. “And where will you get a lawyer?”

I’m in probate, appointed to represent my brother’s estate. The lawyer I hired on the recommendation of a friend will surely end up on this list.

So, so unfair…really funny, though.

that department really works like… heck…