Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for February 28, 2009
Ted says, "Why kill yourself studying?" Twig says, "To get into a good college. Duh." Ted says, "You've been brainwashed by the braindead elites." Twig says, "Oh?" Ted says, "You don't need a degree, miss back-to-nature. Go live off the land." Twig says, "Thanks for the tip."