If he can’t see himself, how does he even know what he looks like? And why sleep in a coffin? Why not change into a bat and roost in a cave ‘till nightfall? The peasants with the pitchforks and stakes would never find him there! These are the questions that keep me awake in the wee hours of the night….
“The peasants with the pitchforks” - sounds like a Danny Kaye movie - “with the brew that is true”. Right, yyyguy?
October 30, 2015