The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 23, 2000
Transcript:
Woman: Wow! Did you see how Bruce Willis beat up those six bikers with nothing but a broken ping pong paddle?!! Woman: What a man!! Eno: Oh, come on! Get a grip on reality! Bruce Willis is an actor!! Eno: He can't really do all these things! It's a movie!! Don't you understand that?! he's playing a character here!! Eno: That's the problem with women! They buy into all this phony Hollywood hype like a bunch of swooning schoolgirls! Eno: I'll bet in reality, Bruce Willis couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag. Woman: Do you really think so? Eno: Well, sure! Buffy the vampire slayer could mop the floor with this clown!!