The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 26, 1999
Transcript:
Fang: How's the garden going, eno? Eno: great. Eno: Through my ongoing experiments in bio genetic engineering, scientific horticulture, and vegetative gene splicing... Eno: I'm on the cusp of growing a potato that resembles jay leno! Eno: This will, almost certainly, garner me a guest spot on the tonight show." Eno:...then, with millions of viewers watching, I'm going to tear open my shirt, revealing my "marry me salma hayek" chest tattoo!! Fang: Good plan! Eno: Thanks. Fang: What if she's not watching Leno that night? Eno: That's why I'm growing the letterman rutabagas.