The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for September 04, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: Come on, Fang. You can tel me how you got the black eye. I won't laugh. I'll make you a deal. Eno: If you tell me your secret, I'll tell you something really embarrassing about me! Fang: Hmm...well, okay. Fang: A bully cat down the street gave me the black eye. There. Now you know. So now tell me something you're embarrassed about. Eno: I have a dog that gets his butt kicked by cats.