The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for February 16, 1997
Transcript:
Eno: I'd like a double cheesy bacon burger and a small sprite. Man: Would you like fries with that? Eno: What is it with you burger boys? Why are you always pushing the fries on people? Eno: If I'd wanted fries, I would have asked for fries!! Right?! Did I ask for fries? Huh?! Did I? Man: Geez!! Man: Here's your burger. Have a nice day. Man: Is there anything else? Eno: Uh...yeah. Could I have some fries? Man: HA!