The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for October 11, 1996
Fang: Well? Did you win the million dollar grand prize? Eno: Dang! No. Just another large fry. Looks like I'm going to have to find a job. Fang: Here we go. 'Gas n 'Grub is looking for a clerk for their midnight shift. Eno: A convenience store clerk! I don't know, Fang. It sounds dangerous. Fang: You're worried about getting robbed, huh? Eno: No. I'm worried about my cholesterol level- I'd have unlimited access to the cheese nachos.