Dumbwich Castle by Lord Birthday for February 03, 2017
Thing you could do instead of figuring out your life 1. Balance grapes on your eyes and pretend the grapes are your eyes (they are not). 2. Enter a room and say "Room, I am in you." 3. Start a band. Write a song. Tra la la. Quit. 4. Smoosh a donut with a larger donut. Observe changes in the structure of each. 5. Build a treehouse. Live in it. Fall out of it. Burn it. 6. Read a book about Paraguay. Tell people you are learning a lot about Paraguay, like how to pronounce "Paraguay." 7. Call in to a radio morning show. Be a silly goose. Be witty. Confess to a murder you did not commit. 8. Open a dunk store. Sell dunks of various sizes. What is a dunk? It is a very powerful basketball move. 9. Become an actor. Get greasy and depressed. Throw a frisbee into the ocean. 10. Invent the "double-tip flame stick,", which already exists, and is called a candle. Hey greg, what are you plans for after college? Grapes on eyes
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