Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 19, 2002
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?If that bird isn?t a duck, how come he likes the water?? ?I told you, Dad! Bob is a rare South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle!? ?What makes him think he live in a JUNGLE??? ?He?s seen our backyard!? ?And, from a distance, you sort of look like a gorilla!?