Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 06, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: What are we going to do, dad? The homeowners association says we have to get rid of Bob. Ralph: I'll explain how I hate ducks! I'll explain that I'd never allow you to have a pet duck in my home! Then I'll tell them what you told me: that Bob is a rare, South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle. Which is true, isn't it?? Norman: Oh, yeah! Sure! Uh-huh! Absolutely!