Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 19, 2016
Duke: Honey? Is that you? Honey: Yes, sir. The plea bargaining didn't go well. I've come to get you out. Duke: About time! Honey: But first I want your word that you'll never, ever use drugs again. Promise? Duke: Uh... depends. What kind of sentence were they talking? Honey: I got it reduced to death by hanging. Duke: "Reduced?"