Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 23, 2016
Narrator: Duke's recent past flickers through his mind like a kinetoscopic loop... Duke: I'm a reasonable man, Mac. So I know this isn't show. Speaking of vegetables, how's The Chairman? Man: My god! He's attacking the ref! Duke: Fetch my dart gun, boy. $250,000! And that's my final offer! Honey: Sir! We're going down! Duke: I know. Thank god I'm stoned. Honey: Sir, I'm worried about your mood swings. Man: William Holden? I love it! Bill's dead, but I love your thinking! Duke: Well, I'm almost positive I used to have hair.