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Apr 16, 2016
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Donald Trump: I know words! I have the best words! Voice: Like what? Donald Trump: Since you ask... Desperate! Boring! Horrible! Buffoon! Soft! Lazy! Bottom of the barrel! Flunky! Major sleaze! Over! Miserable! Nasty with lies! Broken down! Low energy! Totally lost! Unethical! Know-nothing Incompetent. Man 1: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a... a... Man 2: A what? Donald Trump: Hey, kids! Tired of getting killed on insults in the cafeteria? Then start fighting back with my quality Trump Brand insults! Choose from over 500 tremendous insults I've tweeted out since last June, including... Lightweight! Embarrassment! Choker! Disaster! Phony! Hypocrite! Dope! Fraud! Arrogant! Loser! Grubby! Wacko! Third-rate! Clown! Dumb! Clueless! Nasty! Failed! Terrible! Ridiculous! Deceptive! Weak! Sad! Crazy! Totally corrupt! Dumb as a rock! Reckless! Totally flawed! Not nice! Nervous wreck! Zero talent! Sloppy! A real nut job! Blowhard! Overrated! Truly weird! A joke! Unattractive! Disgusting! Irrelevant! Spoiled brat! Low-class slob! Goofball atheist! Hater and racist! Failing! Fool! Worthless! Garbage! Pure scum! Crude! Biased! Kooky! Awkward! Dishonest! Hopeless! Dummy! Liar! Disgrace! Basket case! Disloyal! Really pathetic! So stop being a huge loser-- use Trump Brand insults and start winning today! Man 1: Phony! Clown! Liar! Grubby! Wacko! Dummy!
Apr 18, 2016
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