Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: I appreciate your calling, Mike. Mike: Not at all, Z. I know how fond you were of Duke... Listen, why don't you join us tonight, okay? JJ's opening her lavatory show down here at Club Stop 'N' Bop. Zonker: A downtown show already? Not bad for a sweet, pony-tailed watercolorist! Mike: Yes, I suppose that's true... Unfortunately, she's now a spike-haired albino environmental designer. J.J.: Ready? Let's blow.
He started dating her under the false assumption he was adventurous. Come to find out he was just a milquetoast Okie