Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 28, 2016
Mike: Not him again! That's the third week in a row! He sucking up all the oxygen in the strip! Donald Trump: Okay, so many, many people compare my best-sellers to the Bible. They do! It's crazy! So today's lesson is from a top passage from "The Art Of The Comeback." It's from Chapter 7, verses 23-27. "If I told the real stories of my experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married... this book would be a guaranteed best-seller! I'd love to tell all, using names and places, but I just don't think it's right!" Here endeth the lesson. Woman: Happily married women? Man: Seemingly. He said seemingly. Sarah Palin: Can I get a hallelujah? Donald Trump: Not yet, Sarah.