Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2016
Alex: Dear Aunt Mary... you've done it again! What did she send me? Well, that takes care of the thank-you notes-- only a month late! Toggle: Y-you just did... all? Alex: Well, all except Uncle Ben. Toggle: Why Uncle Ben not... not get thanked? Alex: Uncle Ben doesn't send me an actual gift. He just makes a donation "in my name" to a charity he already supports. Instead of bothering to buy, wrap, and send Christmas presents to everyone, he writes a single check and notifies us all with a halo-polishing card. I'm sure he means well, but he's been pulling that for years. Toggle: Okay, but what y-you give him? Alex: I pay our cable bill in his name. Toggle: I'm sure he... grateful.