Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 10, 2016
Trump: Who are the terrorists! We don't know! We don't know! They could be anywhere! Narrator: An ISIS recruitment drive bears fruit. Man: Brother, it's said you seek a martyr to wage jihad in America. Terrorist: We do. Would you want to be such a man? Man: I would. How do I get there? Terrorist: There are only two ways. The first is to pose as a refugee... You have to apply to the UNHCR. If you get by them, you'll be vetted by the National Counterterrorism Center, the FBI, and the Departments of Defense, State, and Homeland Security. Then you go through the enhanced review process. It all takes about two years. Man: What's the other option? Terrorist: You pick up a U.S. tourist visa. Man: Hmm... Tough call... Terrorist: Okay, so we're looking for someone a little brighter.