Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 22, 2015
Girl: What'd you give Stohler? Sam: A 10. Girl: How come? Sam: He's cute! Professor Lehman: Sam? Sam: Hi, Professor Lehman! What's up? Professor Lehman: Could we discuss the midterm teacher evaluation you gave me? I really need you to change your 3 to a 10... If my aggregate score is too low, the course won't attract students, and it'll affect my standing in the department. Sam: I'm sorry, Professor, but maybe you should have thought of that before you assigned a big, boring book and that 5-page paper! Professor Lehman: Never mind. Girl: Cold, baby girl. Sam: Well, maybe, but no one like a grade grubber.