Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 06, 2015
Voice: Good luck, honey! Les: Thanks. For this I got a doctorate? Narration: At dawn, outside the Walden gates, the adjunct professors gather. Les: Alan? Is that you? Alan: Les! Good god! How long has it been? Les: Not since grad school! What've you been up to? Alan: Not much. Teaching a couple units over at the community college. You? Les: I've got an online gig with Phoenix, but that's about it. It's been brutal! Heads up, dean just arrived. Dean: Okay, listen up, people! I need two substitute remedial English instructors. You two! You look smart enough! Hop on the truck! Alan and Les: Yes! Dean: Okay, I also need a "professor-type" for a student film! Voice 1: I'll do it! Voice 2: No, me! I've got a bow tie!