Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 15, 2015
JJ: You know, Mike, I always envied mom for running away with you guys. Next to hers, my life has been so dull. Mike: Well, maybe, but don't forget, J.J., she was nearly 40 at the time. JJ: I know, but nothing ever happens to me. I"m already a sophomore and I haven't even begun to live yet. So far, the highlight of my life has been the week I spent in Aspen with my lover, when he got stoned and burned down his boss's house. I guess that's pretty tame stuff to you, huh? Mike: Uh... well, sure, but remember, I'm a senior.