Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 23, 2014
Zonker: Can't buy me love... but sure pays the bills! Zipper: Wow! It's starting to look like drug money, isn't it? Zonker: It is drug money, nephew... which most banks are still too squirrelly to accept. Which means you gotta drive this cash over to our storage locker in Boulder. If you run into trouble, there's a gun in the SUV glove box. Zipper: Okay, let me get this straight. You're asking me, Zipper, to drive 200 miles in a new SUV carrying a bale of currency and a loaded firearm? Zonker: Um... Zipper: What are you smoking, Uncle Z? Zonker: I'm... I'm not sure. Zipper: Well, it can't be ours. Can I have some?