Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 30, 2014
Fender: Cheer up, Duke! There'll be another issue. You'll get into print yet... Duke: You know, Fender, maybe I'm just not ready yet to become a major writer... Perhaps my move to Samoa will be a good thing! Fender: your move to where, Duke? Duke: You mean you haven't heard? I've applied for the post of governor of American Samoa! Fender: What are you talking about, man? Duke: Hey, I'm serious! I wrote the President a formal request! Even sent him my picture and resume! Fender: Your resume?! Duke, your resume reads like a police blotter! Duke: Yeah, but the picture's sensational!