Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 29, 2014
Phred: Man, just seeing the conditions here is really getting to me... it's just not fair! Someone should take the responsibility for victimizing all these people! You know, if we could get some of these refugees over to Washington, where they could... well... lobby on their own behalf, I bet we'd get some action then! You got any idea how we could get 'em over? Tour Guide: Come to think of it, boss, I know a local Aussie pilot who owes me a favor! Phred: Then it's decided! Tour Guide: Okay, listen up, people!