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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 05, 2014
January 04, 2014
January 06, 2014
Transcript:
Zipper: Oh. My. God! Uncle Zonker! Our first review! From the Denver Post pot critic! Zonker: Read! Read! Zipper: "ZZ-Bud, a delightful newcomer out of Woody Creek, lives up to all the pre-legalization buzz... This limited-edition artisanal cannabis delivers an unexpectedly smooth high, with just a touch of paranoia... While pitched to the gay user, ZZ-Bud should appeal to discriminating straights as well! Four stars!" Zonker: Gasp! Zipper: Uncle Z...? You okay? Zonker: I'm fine... fine... just overcome... my life's work... vindicated! Zipper: Nice. So what's our exit strategy? Zonker: Savor, kid, savor! You're such a millennial!
Ages ago in his standup, Robin Williams joked about the difference between cocaine- and marijuana- enhanced motorists. The former are speed demons while the latter are like “I’m doin’ five.”.How long til Colorado finds out if Williams is right?