Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 03, 2014
Zonker: I just need you to step it up a little to get to bloom faster... I'll do whatever it takes-- nutritional accelerants, adjustments to the light/dark ratio-- you name it! Plant: I dunno, Zonker. You've spent a lifetime developing a strain with high bag appeal. Why jeopardize that? Zipper: Uncle Z? We're up to $300,000 in orders. Zonker: I'm begging you. Plant: *sigh* Okay. I'll run it by the elders.