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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 27, 2013
Clerk: "Zonker's Own, Limited Edition." Zonker: Very limited, alas. We lost most of this year's crop to a wildfire. Clerk: Lemme get my boss. Where're you guys living? Zonker: Out near Woody Creek. Clerk: Woody Creek? Oh, you must be that nice new gay couple! Zonker: Uh, yes! That's us! Zipper: It is? Zonker: Gays are hot right now. It'll set us apart.
Kid, we-uns ALL goin’ to hell for somethin’!