Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 31, 2013

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Alex: It's mom. Hi, future grandmother. J.J.: Don't call me that! Alex: Mom, forget it-- it's childbirth, not an art project! I'm having them in a hospital! J.J.: But a hospital is so banal, Alex. You're having twins! It's a chance to make a powerful aesthetic statement! Besides, it's a family tradition! Alex: Mom, it is not a family tradition! Just because you gave birth on live cable doesn't mean I have to! Toggle You... you born on cable? J.J.: Well, okay. But people will be bummed, Alex. We were reality show pioneers! Why do you think we do so well you YouTube? Alex: Oh, my God, mom. You did not just say YouTube. Toggle: Found it. Mike: Push, J.J.! Push! J.J.: Aiee! *gasp* I am never... ever... having another baby! See how many likes it has?