Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 15, 2012
Jeff: Walk me through it, homes. Zipper: Okay, so I grew up on and around beaches, right? Plus I've finally got my learner's permit. Add to that my mellow personal vibe, I'm the perfect guy to run Romney's car elevator! So I just called up the campaign and made my pitch! Jeff: How'd that go? Zipper: Great! I'm on the wait list!