Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 29, 2012
Jeff: Man... hard to get motivated these days... I need a tax break. An agent? Why would I need an agent? Sid: Because you need juice out here, kid! It's one thing to self-negotiate your little book deal... and quite another to go up against major Hollywood players! You need someone who carries serious weight with the studios! The name Sid Kibbitz means something in this town... Jeff: Uh-huh. All it means to me is 10% down a rat hole... here's the thing, dude - I work for my money! I work my butt off! Sid: Oh, and I don't? Jeff: You? Ha! You're... wait. Can you hook me up with Megan Fox?