Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 22, 2012
B.D.: This can't possibly be right... SAM! Sam! There are 17,000 texts on our pohne bill! 17,000! Sam: 17,000? Oh, my God, Dad, seriously, that's all? B.D.: What do you mean, that's all? Sam: Dad, all the popular girls exchange at least 30,000 texts a month! I can't believe this... I'm just a Nancy Nobody! Everyone hates me! Thanks for the reality check, Dad! B.D.: Oh... sorry, honey. I didn't know. Sam: That was close. Boopsie: Next time I'm busting you. Go do your homework.