Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 15, 2011
Man: So how long will it take? Duke: Not long. You should have the actual card in a few weeks... in the meantime, you can enterprise some projects - lecture tours, autographed memorabilia, your memoirs, etc. You need an agent. And I know just the guy! Sid: A mass-murderer. And you thought of me. Duke: Okay, I'll owe you one. Happy?