Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 13, 2011
Clerk: So Duke tells me things were pretty rough for you back in Berzerkistan, Trff... well, we're gonna get you a fresh start, guy! With a green card, you can drive a taxi, start a small business, maybe a taco cart... Man: A taco cart? Clerk: Sure! If you work hard, who knows? Maybe two taco carts! Man: I used to command armies! Nations trembled! Clerk: Must've been awesome. Just give this to the clerk.