Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 14, 2011
Duke: Excellency! Are you all right? Man: No! I can hear the mob now! What do I do? Duke: Don't you get our 12-step survival protocol? We e-mailed it to all our clients! Man: Do I strike you as someone who opens his own email? Duke: Okay, the first thing we recommend is that you dismiss your cabinet. Man: I don't have a cabinet! Duke: You don't? Perfect! You're out ahead of events! Earl: Dad. He's not.