Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 19, 2009
Roland: "In line for coffee." Voice: Help you? Roland: "About to order skinny latte." I'll take a skinny latte. "I refuse to apologize for making time for my kid's ball games. So I usually end up not going. Twinterviewed jihadist at Kabul KFC. Common ground: we both hate the Yankees. Difference: he hates all the other teams, too. Gay inroads aside, still believe marriage is sacred institution. Even my second marriage was holy hell. Despite respect for Sam Champion's realtime surgery Tweetage, prefer to remove my cancerous lesions w/cigarette lighter in privacy of my Porsche. If you re-Tweet this to your followers, and they do the same, within 7 days, you will receive $1 million in quarters." Man: Roland? Roland? Roland? Roland: "Wondering what I used to do with the two hours a day I now Tweet. Probably just wasted them."