Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 01, 2007
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Mom: I don't know why women my age can't find men, Mike. In Oklahoma, I have to fight 'em off like blackbirds! Some say it's all about my cooking. But how hard is it to melt Velveeta? Besides, remember Connie Ogletree? She makes the best Krispie treats in the tri-county area, but she can't snag a guy to save her life! Mike: One of life's mysteries, I guess. Mom: Of course, she's a meth addict. Problematic teeth. I don't judge.