Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 2007
Honey: Wow... now that's a job! Wonder if it takes years of study... Mom? What exactly does Paris Hilton do? Boopsie: Well, a little bit of everything, Honey - socializing, endorsements, red carpet work, why? Because she gets paid $1 million to go to a party? Can you believe that? Boopsie: Well, the sponsors must figure it's worth it - for the attention she attracts. Honey: What a great job! I'd love a job like that! Does she get paid less if she forgets her underwear? Zipper: She's got people to remind her, no? Boopsie: Oh, sure. Paris is a professional, Honey.