Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 2004
Reporter on phone: Yes. This is Justin Banks from the "Walden Daily." Is this former coach Boopstein? Boopsie: Yes. Reporter: Coach, we're reporting that President King might be forming a task force to investiagte the football program sex scandals. Do you have any comment? Boopsie: yes. I welcome a serious administration effort to get to the bottom of these acts of violence against women! President King: I've decided you're the task force. Any findings? Dean: Inconclusive. Shall I disband?