Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 07, 2003
Transcript:
Honey: Sir, I found something on E-bay to give the mayor... It looks like an Assyrian scroll. Obviously, it must be a copy, but I think it'd make a thoughtful gift! Duke: Honey, why do I have to buy him a damn gift? Why can't we make an impression some other way? Honey: Like how? Duke: Like shoot his bodyguard. That says we're in town!