Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 15, 2002
B.D.: Boys, as you've all heard, country has called! But stepping into my shoes is someone known to all of you...yes, the divine Ms. B.! Until I get back, the lovely and capable Coach Boopstein will be holding down the fort! Rest assured that nothing about the program will change! Same playbook, same drills, same team rituals. Any questions? Man: What about porn night? B.D.: Any other questions? Boopsie: There's one!