Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 13, 2002
B.D.: You coach the team? Are you serious? Boopsie: As a caretaker coach - to protect your job! Otherwise, they'll have to hire an outsider, and what if he starts winning? Your job won't be waiting! But with me in charge, we're bound to keep losing! I mean, I'm just some silly dame, right? B.D.: And you wouldn't change a thing? Boopsie: I might shake up the secondary. I mean, no.