Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 12, 2001
Transcript:
Kim: Wonder if it's okay to stage my mid-life crisis 25 years early... I better check with a boomer. Mike, I'm thinking of having my mid-life crisis a little early. I'm 27 and burned out. Like to join me in a sabbatical? Mike: Sure, why not? We could go to the Turks and Caicos, or to some remote mining town in Wyoming - any place without high-speed access. Kim: All we'd need is someone to keep an eye on the shop... Mike: Someone who knows our business inside out. Alex: Hey, don't look at me - I'm not even old enough to sign for a package! Kim: Can't you get a fake I.D. like other kids your age? Mike: Or delegate! We'd give you complete authority! Alex: Forget it! I have zero time to spend with Tiny as it is! Kim: Tiny? Tiny the biker in shipping? Mike: Trip's off. Alex: Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!