Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2000
Mark: another classic! I just hope we can fit it in! Hi, folks! By popular demand, we're back with another backstage tour! Bush Jr. quote: Farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts in a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking. Mark: Many of you have written to thank us...for giving such great dialogue to Governor Bush! Bush Jr. quote: There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me. Until I'm president, it's going to be harder for me to verify that I'll think I'll be more effective. Mark: Well, don't thank us - thank Dubya himself! We couldn't write these gems if we tried! Bush Jr. quote: I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. People shouldn't read into venue locations someone's heart. Mark: That's why we have them shipped in daily - as quickly as they're transcribed! Bush Jr. quote: States should have the right to enact...laws...particularly to end the inhumane practice of ending a life that otherwise could live. If you're asking me as the president, would I understand reality, I do. Mark: Our biggest challenge is deciding which ones to feature! Believe me, it can be daunting! Bush Jr. quote: This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to hand the job is underestimating. Voice: Fresh from the trail! Where do you want 'em?