Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 30, 1999
Transcript:
Honey: Sir, if we're seriously going to explore, I think we ought to begin with your past... Duke: My past? I don't have a past! Honey: We need to ferret out anything that can be used against you - so we're ready! I suppose we should start with the most obvious thing - controlled substances. What's the status there? Duke: Distant past! Distant past! Honey: Good, good...