Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 1998
Student: Coach, I don't see anything in here about party protection. B.D.: Party protection? Student: Yeah, man, I play hard - both on the field and off! What if I get busted or I total a car? What if I punch out a cop or some girl accuses me of date rape? I mean, would the college get behind me or what? B.D.: Absolutely. We'd set you up with a top legal team - plus a publicist to get out your side of the story! Student: Cool. Because I gotta be me, you know? B.D.: Absolutely. All the greats have had to be themselves!