Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 10, 1998
Transcript:
Zonker: So how's your social life, Zip? Zipper: Confusing, Uncle Zonker. I've already got woman problems. Zonker: Woman problems? Zipper: Big time! There's this co-ed who keeps smiling at me in English class! What's my next move? Do I wear a disguise? Give her roses? Transfer out? Buy a condom? Report her to the dean? Zonker: All strong options, but what's the goal here exactly? Zipper: Who knows? My student counselor's never in!