Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 14, 1996
Bomb/Gingrich: Next up....Lot #321... $1 billion worth of mineral rights! Let's start the bidding at $100! Do I hear $100? No! How about $50? $25? Sold! To Universal Petroleum. Zonker: Hey, average citizen! Wish you you could be waving a paddle at Newt's natural resorces liquidation auction? Is it fair that only the big boys walk away with our National Assets? Of course not! So use our handy auction bid form to let the speaker know that you too want your turn at the trough! Happy bidding!