Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 13, 1993
University President: Biddleman, this is the last straw! It's bad enough that the students are living, eating and studying in ethnic enclaves - now they want separate drinking fountains! I didn't spend years in the Civil Rights movement to preside over resegregation! I want you to assemble the freshmen! I'm giving a matriculation speech! Biddleman: Matriculation speech? But we don't have them, sir. President: Well, we do now! I'm going to dismantle the culture of campus separatism right before their still-impressionable eyes! Biddleman: Wow...great concept, sir! President: Check I.D.'s at the door. I don't want any sophomores sneaking in!