Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 03, 1993
Andy Lippincott: Do you really think it would be so awful to be gay, Mark? Mark: Yes...no! I don't know! Why do you think I might be? Andy: Well, it just seems one possible explanation for why you've chosen to be alone all these years. Maybe you can't bear the implications of your true sexual nature. Mark: Oh, please, I'm too old to deal with something like this! If you're right, it changes everything... everything! Andy: That's for sure. Say, you haven't bought your fall clothes yet, have you? Mark: Oh, God, I want to wake up!