Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 05, 1989
Mark: Well, I'll be! It's old glory! Uh-oh, how am I going to get rid of her? Mark: Kids! Here's a real brain-teaser! Try disposing of today's comix section without violating George Bush's proposed constitutional amendment of flag desecration! Sure, this flag's only paper, but it's still our nation's symbol! Remember: -No using it to line a bird cage or train a puppy-that's desecration! -No throwing it in the garbage - ditto! -No using it to start a fire in teh fireplace - that's flag burning! Good luck! Solution? There is none! You're stuck with this flag until it crumbles! Sorry, kids, but that's the way it goes sometimes M...Konundrum Korner! Marvelous Mark's kondndrum korner "Go figure." Solution on the right.